Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan

Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan

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Hes been drinking drinks since half past three!

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fruit mix (all SIX).

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15. But, oh! What with all those drinks in mind...

he forgot to leave the presents behind! And SO...

16. At number 9 NINE nursery rhymes.

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At number 8 EIGHT pairs of skates

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18. At number 6 SIX colourful bricks,

19. At number 4 FOUR beasts that ROAR!

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He must be quick he needs his wee!

24. Just look at that smile upon his face!

25. He feels in his pocket - but where is the key?
For Father Christmas NEEDS A WEE!

26. An elf with a gift appears by the door.

“I found this Key - just here, on the floor”

27. He thanks the elf, and turns the lock,

28. And there is the loo, he shuts the door . .-

29. „on, Happy Christmas”

we hear him roar!