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PHIL (Cont '€)
Punxeytawmey Phil, the world's
most famous weatherman, he
Groundhog, who, as Legend has it,
San predice the coming of an early
Spring. I know what you're
thinklag--does Phil feel Lucky
today? :
smooth, even charismatic. Rita
on camera, Phil is professional
‚ive-- 86 far, 50 good.
turns to Larry. This is impres
On stage is a hollow tree stump with a little door in the front.
BUSTER GREEY, the Groundhog Club President, knocks on the little
PHIL
(to Rita)
It's the same every year. They
knock on the stump, yank out the
hog, talk to it
An Official pulls the groundhog from the hollow tree stump. The
Rita laughs, enjoying this immensely.
RITA
This is a riot!
On stage, Buster Green pretends to talk to the groundhog. At
the end of their mock conversation, he unrolls a scroll and
reads from it.
BUSTER
This February Second, at seven
twenty and thirty seconds,
Punxsutawney Phil, the Seór of
Seers, Prognosticator of
Prognosticators==
Phil is bored, looks at his watch.
BUSTER (CONT. )
--energed reluctantly but alertiy
in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, to .
wish the faithful followers a
happy Groundhog Day. Phil Looked
skyward to the east, then behing
to the ground, and Stated clearly
in greundhogase, "I definitely see
a shadow." Sorry folks, there you .
have it, six more weeks of winter. :
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