The 25 Worst Face Tattoos To Ever Appear In A Mugshot

Lots of people get hideous tattoos for whatever reason, but some folks take it too far and get their faces inked. Check out the 25 worst face tattoos to ever appear in a mugshot!

1. The 25 Worst
Face Tattoos
To Ever Appear
In A Mugshot

2. 1) The Casanova

He thinks “Ladies Love It,” but I’m
pretty sure this man doesn’t speak
for all ladies.

3. 2) The Vegan

Good luck finding many animal-
free food options in the prison
cafeteria.

4. 3) The Low Self-Esteem Sufferer

Buck up, guy. I bet they won’t reject
you from the “Epic Beard Club.”

5. 4) The Skinhead

“Ma’am, did the person who
assaulted you have any
distinguishing marks?”

6. 5) The Sunshine Stater

He’s crying salty Floridian
tears.

7. 6) The Devil

The beard and horns say “Spawn of
Satan,” but the round plastic-
framed glasses and pale skin say
“Comic-Con Attendee.”

8. 7) The Go-Getter

In this instance “R” doesn’t
stand for “Remembering to
be a respectable member of
society.”

9. 8) The Genius

The tattoo of choice for
nobel laureates.

10. 9) The Blowhard

Honestly, who has time to read
all that?

11. 10) The Clown

Considering clowns are
way scarier than the devil,
this was a pretty good
choice.

12. 11) The Absurdist

These tattoos are all over the
place. If you’re going to ink your
face, pick a theme and stick with
it.

13. 12) The Inevitable

Case closed.

14. 13) The Knot

He got the idea for this tattoo
after his iPod earbuds got all
tangled up.

15. 14) The Wrongfully Convicted

“Your honor, in my client’s defense
I present his eyebrows.”

16. 15) The Nose

Every time he checks out his
tattoo he goes cross-eyed.

17. 16) The Felon

His second choice was “Felon
Thoughts: Perfectly Level-Headed.”

18. 17) The Involuntary Skinhead

He’s not racist. He’s just
pointing out that his hairline is
receding.

19. 18) The Missing Question Mark

There it is!

20. 19) The Psycho

He’s currently attending Johns
Hopkins University. In his next
session, he’s going to add “logist
in training.”

21. 20) The Speed Demon

The trick to making the hair on your
neck grow faster? Put racing stripes
on your chin.

22. 21) The Walking Billboard

Somehow, tattooing a radio
station logo to his forehead is
not the worst decision this man
has made.

23. 22) The Tiger

Like most tigers in
America, he’s going to
spend most of his time
in a cage.

24. 23) The Handlebar

Poor guy. All he ever wanted in
life was to have enough facial
hair for to grow a moustache.

25. 24) The Bible Thumper

Hebrew 13:6 asks, “What can mere
mortals do to me?” Put you in jail, that’s
what.

26. 25) The Tyson

Lookin’ good, Iron
Mike! Not your first
rodeo in the Big House,
is it?

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