Joke Of The Day

silly jokes

1. Why was 6 Why was 6
afraid of 7?afraid of 7?
Because 789!Because 789!

2. What did the spider What did the spider
do on the computer?do on the computer?
It made a website!It made a website!

3. What has four legs What has four legs
but can't walk?but can't walk?
A table!A table!

4. How do you know carrots How do you know carrots
are good for your  eyes?are good for your  eyes?
A. Because you never see A. Because you never see
rabbits wearing glasses!rabbits wearing glasses!

5. On which side of an On which side of an
ostrich are the feathers?ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!

6. ““Joey, can you come out Joey, can you come out
and play?”and play?”
“No. I have to help my
dad do my homework.”

7. What did the fish What did the fish
say when he swam say when he swam
into the wall?into the wall?
Dam!Dam!

8. Why did the clown take off Why did the clown take off
his shoes?his shoes?
His feet felt funny.His feet felt funny.

9. What did the elevator say What did the elevator say
to the doctor?to the doctor?
““I’m coming down with I’m coming down with
something.”something.”

10. What is the longest word What is the longest word
in English?in English?
““Smiles. There’s a Smiles. There’s a milemile
between each “between each “ss”.”.

11. Why did the bunny cross Why did the bunny cross
the road?the road?
Because it wanted to Because it wanted to
show its girlfriend it show its girlfriend it
could hip hop!could hip hop!

12. Why did the man put Why did the man put
his money in the his money in the
freezer?freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!He wanted cold hard cash!

13. Where do polar Where do polar
bears vote?bears vote?
The North PollThe North Poll

14. Where do snowmen Where do snowmen
keep their money?keep their money?
In snow banks.In snow banks.

15. What's brown and What's brown and
sticky?sticky?
A stick.A stick.

16. Why did the Why did the
tomato turn red?tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!It saw the salad dressing!

17. What did the grape do What did the grape do
when it got stepped on?when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!It let out a little wine!

18. What dog keeps What dog keeps
the best time?the best time?
A watch dog.A watch dog.

19. What did the water What did the water
say to the boat?say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.Nothing, it just waved.

20. What did the judge say What did the judge say
when the skunk walked in when the skunk walked in
the court room?the court room?
Odor in the court.Odor in the court.

21. Why did the Why did the
elephant eat the elephant eat the
candle?candle?
He wanted a light snack!He wanted a light snack!

22. What do you get from a What do you get from a
pampered cow?pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.Spoiled milk.

23. What letters are not What letters are not
in the alphabet?in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of The ones in the mail, of
course!course!

24. What did the gum say to What did the gum say to
the shoe?the shoe?
““I’m stuck on you.”I’m stuck on you.”

25. What do you call cheese What do you call cheese
that is not yours?that is not yours?
Nacho CheeseNacho Cheese

26. After a careful After a careful
examination the doctor examination the doctor
said, “ I’m sorry to tell you said, “ I’m sorry to tell you
that you’ve only got four that you’ve only got four
hours to live.hours to live. {cont.} {cont.}

27. Is there anyone you want Is there anyone you want
to see before you go?”to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the
patient. “ Another
doctor.”

28. Dad, “You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was a Daughter, “It was a
wrong number!”wrong number!”

29. What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
An umbrellaAn umbrella

30. Where do spices go when Where do spices go when
they are sick?they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.To see Dr. Pepper.