Quixxx- The NSFW Quiz

A Quiz I made out of boredom and presented at The Quizzard Club. It is made of all things NSFW and not just porn, though primarily porn. Hope you like it!

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3. Rules Do not cheat We know you have a lot of “reference” videos saved on your phone, but refrain from looking at them There are 5 rounds and a total of 69 questions (because of course) There is no buzzer round, so don’t worry about pressing the buzzer prematurely Don’t argue with the Quizmaster, he is the horniest guy in the room

4. Disclaimer: Like every other assignment in college, this Quiz was prepared and compiled the night before, so if there are any errors, sorry for them The Quizmaster didn’t watch any “study” videos for this quiz the night before, so he is both sleepy and horny Like a conscious citizen, the Quizmaster has used protection before every answer slide and just for fun they are all Durex ads (because why not) Note: The Quizmaster is not sponsored by Durex, though he wishes he was. Just kidding. He has no use for them :”)

5. Round 1: Foreplay Clockwise Round 14 Questions +10/-10 for pounce +10 for direct +5 for bounce

6. Question 1 Greek historians have identified two classes of prostitutes: The Hetaira and the X. While the Hetaira had only a few clients simultaneously and provided them with a much more intimate relationship, the X were workers in brothels or on the streets. A very popular pastime, named Y, originated from the word X. Give me Y (derived from X).

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8. Answer Y=Porn X= Pornai

9. Question 2 The movie X (2 words), by Andy Warhol in 1969 (insert obvious 69 joke), was the first erotic film to be released in the USA. It is also credited to have aided in beginning the Golden Age of Porn. A synonym of the title X is used widely in India to refer to porn. Give me either X or the synonym.

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11. Answer X=Blue Movie The Synonym: Blue Film

12. Question 3 This term was developed in 2004 to address the controversy in the (in)famous Superbowl half-time show. It has since been added to the dictionary and has also gained popularity for describing similar controversies. Which term is it?

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14. Answer Wardrobe Malfunction (Search Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, or ‘ Nipplegate ’)

15. Question 4 Building on the previous question, the same incident has also been credited by one of the founders of an extremely famous website/application for its inception. He said that when he and his buddies tried to search the video online for ahem…viewing, they couldn’t find good sites, and some similar incidents happened in the next one year which compelled them to develop the website. Which website am I talking about? Hint: Think about the timeline. There’s a giveaway hint on the next slide, feel free to skip it.

16. Giveaway: The founder is Jawed Karim.

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18. Answer Youtube

19. Question 5 Moving along in a similar fashion, just like the Nipplegate scandal compelled Jawed Karim and others to develop YouTube, the green dress worn by Jennifer Lopez at the 42 nd Grammy Awards in the year 2000 is credited to have led to the development of a very important feature of an existing browser at that time. What is that feature?

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21. Answer Google Image Search Funny how a few people’s horniness have contributed so much to our society.

22. Question 6 There were three wars fought between Carthage and Rome between 264 BC and 146 BC. These wars are known as the Punic wars. X was the name given to a rivalry between Playboy and Penthouse where each magazine tried to show a little more skin without going over the top. This was an obvious pun on the name given above. Give me X.

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24. Answers The Pubic Wars

25. Question 7 On the day of the Presidential Inauguration of Barack Obama, Veet ran this ad. Give me the blanked out part.

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28. Question 8 ___ Condoms, a small US consumer products development company founded by inventor Danny Resnic , began development and clinical research of three new types of condoms in 2005. The brand has patented the condoms made of silicone that were designed to improve sensation from the inside rather than from the outside like rolled latex condoms. The brand's innovation was acknowledged in 2013 by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and the New York Times as the most innovative example for reinventing the condom. Give me the name of the condom. (Hint: Think Japan) (Another Hint: Don’t let your thoughts get blurred)

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30. Answer Origami Condoms

31. Question 9 The word X, when used as a slang, roughly means a pervert or a weirdo (The Quizmaster acknowledges both of these remarks). However, it is actually just a part of a two word phrase X Seiyoku . The word X is a very popular form of porn consumed by people worldwide. Identify X.

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33. Answer Hentai

34. Question 10 Identify the company

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36. Answer Pornhub

37. Question 11 The show X began in 2016 and is presented by Asa Akira. One winner from both the genders are announced at the end of the show. It’s name is a pun on a very popular singing reality show which has had various versions from all over the world. Give me X.

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39. Answer The Sex Factor (pun on The X Factor)

40. Question 12 Most people think that the NSFW game X developed around the same time as the much safer game Y (which is the same as X in all aspects except one), which is around the end of 19 th century. The first mention of the game X was in 1916. Many people say that X originated in brothels as a way to mix gambling with sex. Give me X.

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42. Answer X=Strip Poker Y=Poker

43. Question 13 UrbanDictionary describes this act as “ When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other”. This word is a pun on the name of a mythical being. Give me the word.

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45. Answer Screwnicorn

46. Question 14 UrbanDictionary describes this action as “Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video’s buffering”. Once again a pun on a common action among all of us present here, what am I talking about?

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48. Answer Masturwait

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50. Round 2: Where most men fail Anticlockwise 14 questions +10/-10 for pounce +10 for direct +5 for bounce

51. Question 15 While there is nothing NSFW about this show, the same cannot be said about the name. It ran for more than 600 episodes on Indian Television and became quite famous for showing a kiss on screen between the two main leads. There is also a 1976 Bollywood song of the same name. Identify the show. Hint: The name may also showcase some preferences which an individual may have for their partners.

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54. Question 16 When in school, most of us are made to read the heavily censored version of this book. This is because the author’s father didn’t want the world to know about this side of hers. Here’s an excerpt of the parts which were censored: “Peter, the German word Geschlechtsteil means `sexual organ' doesn't it? But then the male and female ones have different names.' `I know that.' "The female one is a vagina, that I know, but I don't know what it's called in males.' `Hmm.' `Oh, well,' I said. `How are we supposed to know these words?” Identify the author.

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56. Answer Anne Frank The book is Anne Frank’s Diary

57. Question 17 Lisa Sparks (or Lisa Sparxxx ), achieved a record in 2004 in Warsaw’s Eroticon which required ‘contributions’ from various other people. What did she achieve?

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59. Answer She had sex with most people at once.

60. Question 18 The X was the scene of a film which required the most money to film. It usually refers to the most action-packed, bold, or controversial scene of the film. However, in the sense we are talking of today, the X is a scene where the filmmakers paid extra money to the male actors for doing it. Give me X.

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62. Answer Moneyshot

63. Question 19 A scholarship programme by Rapper Nelly was started, named the X Juice Scholarship. This is a programme for anyone who is a Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. The applicant has to describe with efficiency why they may be a X. What is X? (Hint: The answer is in the question)

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65. Answer X=P.I.M.P. Positive Intellectual Motivated Person

66. Question 20 Steve Shubin designed this device as a sex toy for men. He appropriately described his design as a discreet sperm collection device. The initial product looked quite similar to a common household item, which is why the name of the brand was a pun on the item. Name the sex toy.

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68. Answer Fleshlight (pun on Flashlight)

69. Question 21 While Harry Potter can be inappropriately described as “A noseless man’s obsession with a teenage boy”, which book/movie series can be described as “The woman’s choice between bestiality and necrophilia”?

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71. Answer Twilight

72. Question 22 These are the names of books. Connect (not an exhaustive list): Sweet Dreams Girlvert The Devil made Me do It Raw Talent

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74. Answer Books written by porn stars

75. Question 23 This book is an international bestseller. One of its reviews says: A must read for students studying anything to do with gender politics. This is a deeply insightful and philosophical read and in many ways Simove understands the mind so much that he’s able to explain it in one simple read. Yes, I read it in one session! I just can’t wait for the sequel. What is so special about this book?

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77. Answer It’s blank!

78. Question 24 The term Y, used predominantly in law, originated because of the ancient Roman practice where two men would hold each other’s X while swearing an oath of allegiance. Give me both X and Y.

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80. Answer X=Testicles Y=Testimony

81. Question 25 Mortimer Granville pioneered the labor-saving _____ in the 1880s, when his electromechanical invention was patented. Originally used purely as a medical instrument, its immense generator restricted the _____to permanent installation in the doctor's surgery. Which commonly used device’s origin is being talked about here?

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83. Answer Vibrator

84. Question 26 Kira Lee Orsag is an actress of Czech, English and German descent. She had to start stripping to pay her bills and then forayed into porn. She also has her own talk show on Amazon Prime. How do we better know her as?

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86. Answer Is the name even required?

87. Question 27 Her real name is Marina Ann Hantzis . Apart from her stellar adult entertainment career, her feature films include The Girlfriend Experience, Smash Cut, I Melt With You, Open Windows, and the TV Series Entourage, where she plays herself. Who am I talking about?

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89. Answer Sasha Grey

90. Question 28 The ___ Awards are film awards sponsored and presented by the American adult video industry trade magazine ___ to recognize achievement in various aspects of the creation and marketing of American pornographic movies. They are often called the "Oscars of porn". Give me the name of the awards. (The name of the magazine is the same)

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92. Answer AVN Awards Adult Video News

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94. Round 3: Apna Haath Jagannath Written round 13 Questions +5 for every correct answer +15 for a full house (The quizmaster will totally get it if you want to reduce the bonus to +4, taking the total to 69) You have to name the porn parody based on the name of the movie or series given in the question

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136. Round 4: Desi Admit it. Everyone’s watched it. Clockwise 14 questions +10/-10 for pounce +10 for direct +5 for bounce

137. Question 42 Renowned Indian model and actor was embroiled in a controversy when he, along with his ex-girlfriend, Madhu Sapre , posed nude for a print ad for a brand of shoes. Cases were filed against them under Mumbai Police’s Social Service Branch, and later under the Wildlife Protection Act (because of the python used). Both of them were later acquitted of all charges. Either give me the model or the brand of shoes.

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139. Answer Milind Soman Tuff Shoes

140. Question 43 Director Akhilesh Jaiswal has said that the idea for making a movie on X came when he was still in school, when TVs were not common and there was no internet. He would read X to pass his time because everyone was curious about sex. After years of research, he did not find anything on the personal life of X. Hence, he made the movie, with the same name as X, which gives a fictional idea about his life. Give me X, a famed adult fiction writer of India.

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142. Answer Mastram

143. Question 44 Born in Delhi in 1977, she worked in the modelling industry before starting her career in porn. She became hugely successful and worked with a number of top-tier American porn companies. She announced her retirement from the industry in 2013 and has since acted in a Hollywood Movie. Who am I talking about? Hint: It’s not Sunny Leone.

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145. Answer Priya Anjali Rai

146. Question 45 This ad stirred quite a bit of controversy when it was released. When it was prohibited, people called it an act of hypocrisy because the innuendo was such that it couldn’t be deciphered by children. They said that though the ad was indeed ‘naughty’, it was definitely not ‘vulgar’. The actress in the ad has since gone on to participate in the 12 th season of Bigg Boss, and was even one of the finalists. Which ad am I talking about?

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148. Answer Ye to Bada Toing hai

149. Question 46 As a part of its Generation W campaign, Femina India released a photo of a Mehendi Kamasutra Cheat Sheet, with drawings of 19 different sex positions from the Kamasutra on each hand (photo on the next slide). Tell me why were there only 19 positions drawn?

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151. Answer Because according to them, a newly-wed couple should be able to try only a few of the 64 positions of the Kamasutra before the Mehendi fades away. The Quizmaster urges you to take a chance and prove this study wrong.

152. Question 47 On June 15, 2018, ALT Balaji put up this tweet which targeted the hypocrisy of the Indian audience. The two blanked out portions are the names of two Indian web series. Give me both the web series.

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155. Question 48 The presenter of the radio show ‘_______ ___ ______’ (7,3,6 letters respectively) wanted this late night show to get stories from women across the country. He wanted them to focus on what happens when they go ‘_______ ___ ______’ (same as the name of the show). He wanted it to be about their stories and his opinions. What wass this show called, which is a common euphemism for sex?

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157. Answer Between the Sheets

158. Question 49 The same Anil Srivatsa, as CEO of Radiowalla.in, started a new radio station called Q-Radio in 2013. He said he did this because during his time on ‘Between the Sheets’, he had taken calls from a certain group of people who he felt didn’t have enough relatable content for them on mainstream media. Who is the target audience for this radio station?

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160. Answer India’s LGBT Population

161. Question 50 When India reached the finals of the 2011 Cricket World Cup, this model rose to popularity when she claimed she would strip if India wins the World Cup. We all know that India won, but her stripping promise wasn’t fulfilled (much to the disappointment of cricket fans and non-cricket fans alike). She stated that it was the BCCI who didn’t give her the permission to do so. However, much of India did get to see her strip. Not once, but multiple times when she started her own adult entertainment app. Identify the model/actress.

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163. Answer Poonam Pandey

164. Question 51 An Indian actress, also known for her modelling career, she became the first Indian woman to pose nude for the famed Playboy magazine in 2012. Apart from that, she participated in the third season of Bigg Boss and hosted the sixth season of Splitsvilla . Following the steps of Poonam Pandey, she launched her own app in 2019. Who am I talking about?

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166. Answer Sherlyn Chopra The one on the right, Just to clarify :p

167. Question 52 This book by Joseph Lelyveld , published in 2011, was extremely controversial. It mentioned talks about the potential relationship between X and a Jewish architect born in Lithuania when X was not in India. Since X is highly revered, this book was banned in the state he was born in. The author told the press that the homosexual interpretation by the people was wrong because he was deeply attached to the Jewish architect. Identify X.

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169. Answer Mahatma Gandhi

170. Question 53 The October 1963 issue of Playboy was famous for featuring an interview of X, which wasn’t actually an interview, but a mix of many of his previous interviews. It even included a certain speech from the person in question which he delivered 16 years ago from the time it was published. Identify X.

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172. Answer Jawaharlal Nehru

173. Question 54 In 2004, a certain porn actress, whose real name is Karenjit Kaur Vohra, shaved off her pubic hair along with a few other women as a certain protest. What/who were these women protesting against? Hint: A previous question from this quiz itself

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175. Answer Protesting against Bush

176. Question 55 X is a housewife whose promiscuous behaviour is justified because her husband, Ashok, ignores her. According to Buzzfeed, her popularity is because of three reasons: It is very sexy to see an Indian woman unapologetically going after pleasure within a society which constantly shames women for the pursuit of pleasure. She fits the stereotypes of an Indian bhabhi , but she also breaks those stereotypes by indulging in her lust. Though she is depicted as an upper class upper caste woman, she pursuits sexual relationships with multiple people irrespective of their caste, class or gender. Identify X, who even has her own website.

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178. Answer Savita Bhabhi

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180. Round 5: Climax Anticlockwise 14 questions +10/-10 for pounce +10 for direct +5 for bounce

181. Question 56 Alma de Bretteville Spreckels is often known as the Great Grandmother of San Francisco. She was a philanthropist. At the age of 19, she married Adolph B. Spreckels who was older to her by 24 years. He was a well-known business magnate in the X industry. Due to the industry he worked in and their age difference, she used to call him her XY (two words: X is the same as the industry). Give me XY.

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183. Answer Sugar Daddy

184. Question 57 Identify the advertiser

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187. Question 58 X used to refer to children who suffered from Umberto’s syndrome which results in the abnormal growth of the hip bone in one direction. The term X started to refer to something else when songwriter Julian Pegg wrote a song Henrietta in 1919 which referenced his divorce from his wife Henrietta DeToot and left him with the custody of his son who had Umberto’s syndrome. The listeners made their own interpretations based on the song. Give me X. Hint: The next slide contains a few lines from the song. Don’t look at them just yet because they are a giveaway.

188. "Henrietta, Henrietta, You've made me a loner. Now that I am without you, I’ve only a X.

189. Protection The end came too soon for Mr. Pegg too.

190. Answer Boner

191. Question 59 A company/entertainment organization came up with these series of ads to promote the idea of safe sex. The tagline was ‘Sex is no accident’. Identify the company. Hint: You associate it with music.

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194. Question 60 The number came to be associated with weed when five pot smokers from a high school in California used it to denote the time they would start searching for a seemingly abandoned cannabis crop after they found a treasure map saying the same. They started using this number every time they would gather to smoke weed, and hence, an entire generation became familiar with the use of this number for weed. Which number am I talking about?

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196. Answer 420

197. Question 61 X is a website that specializes in locating, posting and rating instances of female nudity in television and film. Founded in August 1999, X is also the nickname of the company's chief executive, whose real name is Jim McBride. As of 2007, X attracted more than seven million visitors per month. Their tagline is “Fast-Forwarding to the Good Parts”. Identify this site which everyone who has searched for Celebrity porn has come across.

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199. Answer Mr. Skin

200. Question 62 Since the song was released, people have speculated that the lyrics of the song may be an innuendo for a blowjob. The name of the song may refer to the “taste of semen left with the girl once she has finished giving a blowjob”. The song is so in touch with the film it featured in, that nobody questioned this when it was released. Which song am I talking about?

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202. Answer Namak Ishq Ka

203. Question 63 These lines feature in many jokebooks and they trace their origin to the 2007 movie Shoot ‘ Em Up. “There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, But found it was hell in the feeding, When she saw there was no ___ ___ ___.“ The last three words form a commonly used English phrase which means to give back in the same manner. What is the phrase, which would accurately describe the woman’s breastfeeding problems?

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205. Answer Tit for Tat

206. Question 64 “No more tears at bedtime with __________. Caring dads always lube.” Which brand, famous worldwide, once came with this tagline?

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209. Question 65 These are three well known English cricketers, shooting for an awareness campaign for the magazine Cosmopolitan Explain the campaign they are shooting for.

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211. Answer Prostate Cancer Awareness (or Male Cancer Awareness in general)

212. Question 66 Produced by Mohan Meakin , it is often called ‘ Som Ras’ or ‘The drink of the hindu gods’. It is the third largest selling brand of its kind of alcohol in the world. Which alcohol brand are we talking about, which is very dear to all broke college students?

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214. Answer Old Monk Rum

215. Question 67 A Dutch band Adam released a music video titled Go to Go in 2014, which quickly became their most watched video. A few screenshots of the video are given. What was so unique about this video?

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217. Answer They sang while sitting on a vibrator.

218. Question 68 Many people in power in Uganda have been notified about a certain problem, which is proving to be a big obstacle for the country’s fight against aids. While this problem may seem false at first, enough men have complained about it. What problem is this?

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220. Answer The condoms which are available are too small for them. *turns away *tries not to cry *cries anyway

221. Before the Quiz ends, Our Quiz Club is quite nascent and still in its developing stages. Please support us by attending our Quizzes, or maybe even a collaboration. This quiz was heavily inspired by a few quizzes, namely Gandi Baat , The Dirty Quiz, and The NSFW Quiz. It would be really great if quizzes like this help us in putting our Club on the map. All I am saying is…

222. Question 69 An extremely easy one to end the quiz: A sculpture from a Hindu temple in Elephanta shows this position where the man is actually standing and the woman is hanging upside down from his shoulders. The Kamasutra mentions this sex position as the ‘congress of a crow’ and describes it as ‘When a man and a woman lie down in an inverted order and carry on the congress of the mouth. Which hugely popular position am I talking about?

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227. The End Jai Bhadrakali