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There is a guy I heard about in UniCo who came home from
work one night, walked in, and said, "Hi, honey, I'm home!" And
his greeting echoed back to him from the empty rooms of his
house. His wife had taken everything: the kids, the dog, the gold-
fish, the furniture, the carpets, the appliances, the curtains, the
pictures on the wall, the toothpaste, everything. Well, just about
everything—actually, she left him two things: his clothes (which
were in a heap on the floor of the bedroom by the closet; she had
even taken the hangers), and a note written in lipstick on the
bathroom mirror which said, "Good-bye, you bastard!"
As I drive down the street to my house, that kind of vision is
running through my mind, and has been periodically since last
night. Before I pull into the driveway, I look at the lawn for the
telltale signs of tracks left by the wheels of a moving van, but the
lawn is unmarred.
I park the Mazda in front of the garage. On my way inside, I
peek through the glass, Julie's Accord is parked inside, and I look
at the sky and silently say, "Thank You."
She's sitting at the kitchen table, her back to me as I come in.
I startle her. She stands up right away and turns around. We
stare at each other for a second. I can see that the rims of her eyes
are red.
"Hi," I say.
"What are you doing home?" Julie asks.
I laugh—not a nice laugh, an exasperated laugh.
"What am / doing home? I'm looking for you!" I say.
"Well, here I am. Take a good look," she says, frowning at
me.
"Yeah, right, here you are now," I say. "But what I want to
know is where you were last night."
"I was out," she says.
"All night?"
She's prepared for the question.
"Gee, I'm surprised you even knew I was gone," she says.
"Come on, Julie, let's cut the crap. I must have called the
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