class bunk

1. HOD VS CSE BUNKERS

Student Vs Professor :
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer
about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not
know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and
therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is
legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that
you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor
logical."

2. Mass bunk, as we all know that, is
one of the most euphonious
attribute of students’ life. If we call
it a crush for students, then it would
be obsession when it comes to
Engineering students. They always
crave for it, and we all know it.
Aren’t we?

Mass bunk can be defined as an
eulogized practice in which most of
the students (entire class, most of
the time) preferably decides to skip
the class deliberately.

To some people, its for some
deliberate reason. Its an art for few
while punishment for fewer. But in
Engineering college, fun is the
major purpose behind this nobel
practice.

3. Mass bunk, being a globally
acclaimed practice has several
names. Some call it Group Tadi
(G.T.), some call it Multi cut. There
also exist some people who call it
golden period of their life.
Whatsoever………The main purpose
is to skip the class. Right???????

This highly appreciated practice has
several devotees, there also exist
few manufacturing defects who
couldn’t avod their lust for attending
the lectures.

In Engineering colleges, Mass Bunk
is an illusion. The effect could
neither be total nor uniformally
epicentric.
Usually, it involves these steps:
1. They plan for it.
2. They work on it

4. 3. They skip the class.
But,the whole idea of devoiding the
lecture is f**ked up by those three
or four fake-Einstein material who
deliberately ignore their desire for
testing the Ambrosia of Mass Bunk.
The sole purpose of their existence
to mug the books and talk
everything about it. Nothing else.
The lust of lecture coerced them to
defys their inner calls.
Consequently, the attend the
lecture and rest of all are screwed
up. These are the same people who
believes that skipping a lecture is
like skipping a semester exam. (You
can do it but the subsequent
tremour is long lasting.)

Well, everyone had their own set of
explainatory theory (lets call it
defence mechanism,in such cases),

5. so do they. Is something wrong in
this? May be or may be not. Its all
depends upon one’s level of
persistence and attitude personna.
But I am not getting into it as it is
beyond the scope of this topic.

Let me tell you a little incident
which aimed to clear the delimatic
situation (highly dependent on your
understanding rather than the post
meaning.

Once upn a time, there exist an
engg.-cum-management college,
lets call it Impetus Institute of
Technology and Management (IITM),
in Delhi. Like every engineering
colleges, most of the future-
Engineers loves skipping lectures.
Mechanical 1
st
year, though, topples
the lis. Its an chromosomal

6. inevitability. Their gene structure
never allowed the to attend classes
regularly. These Mechies are well
known for their bunking ability and
associated efficiency. But this
efficiency is relative figure only, as
there also two students, Aniket and
Rajesh who hates to bunk the
lectures. It might because of their
defective chromosomal structure.
This surely screwed other’s
attendance as well as academic
profile as lecturers had slashed
their internal marks by considerable
proportion.

As we all know, in Engineering
College, you can do it without
lectures, you can do it without
attendance. You can also do it
without previous year question
paper, but in no way you can make

7. it without internal marks. To be on
the safer side, even if you could do
it, your grades would surely be
f**ked up.

So, consequently, they (the Mass
Bunkers) effed up their result. This
scenario indoubtely inseminated a
seed of rage against those avid-
lecture-worms. But what they could
do? Practically nothing…… I
thought.

Anyhow, they were promoted to
2
nd
year where few other Lateral
Entry (L.E.) students had joined the
league. They had left with two
options. Either to compromise their
bunking bot inside them or coerced
those book-wormto join their
league. But apparently both the
option trashed as neither of them

8. compromised. Eventually,
3
rd
semester result was screwed up
too. This caused some strifed L.E.
students too aggressive to stick
with decency. They Thrashed them
while few other helps them too.

Needless to say, the authorities had
to take some exemplary steps to
check this situation and its
consequence. They took a strict
action deliberately. Few students
were expelled, few were charged
with fine. Though those L.E.
students were the epicenter of the
fiately order implemented by
college authority but the tremor
was felt by Mechanical 2
nd
year, and
technically by entire IITM.

Its logical to understand that Mass-
Bunk in IITM becomes a rare history

9. for few succeeding months. As
being an engineering student, our
chromosome structure doesn’ t
allows us to stay away from Mass
Bunk. Its inevitable and quite
understandable. The mass bunking
vehicle returned on track in few
following months but that incident
had changed the scenario which
could be very much translated as
“DO AT YOUR OWN RISK”. Al so this
created a havoc inside those mass -
bunkers.
But life must go on. Isn’t it?

The sole purpose of writing this
post is to let you know that Mass
bunk is an illusion in Engg. College.
Also, it would leads to several ego-
wars which subsequently worsten
the scenario.

10. As being an Avid-Massbunker, I
always support the fascinating idea
of lecture skipping(lets hope none
of our lecturers would read it.
Luckily, chances are rare), my
attendance and internal grades
screams the fact. But
simultaneously, I defies the physical
violence to make its impact total.
This ambrosia is an unsung fiasco,
but we love it anyway.


Thanks for your patience to read it
completely (or pretending to read;
just in case)