Electrical_Funny.ppt on electrical safety

Electrical Funny

2. FUNNY
Q: What is the definition of a shock absorber?
A: A careless electrician!
Q: Do you know how an electrician tells if he's
working with AC or DC power?
A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs
the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp
together.

3. Q: What did the light bulb say to the
generator?
A: "I really get a charge out of you!“
Q : What Thomas Edison's Mother might have
said to her son:
A : "Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!“
Sign on the side of the electrician’s van –“Let Us
Get Rid of Your Shorts”.

4. Q: How do you know when a union electrician
is dead?
A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are "Current specialists".
Two atoms were walking down the street one
day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no -I've
lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one
asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

5. Q: How do you pick out a dead battery from a
pile of good ones?
A: It's got no spark!
Q: What would you call a power failure?
A: A current event.
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon.s

6. •A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on
death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
•The chemist was brought forward first. "Do you have
anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping
him in. "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked
the switch and nothing happened. Under this particular
State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to
be released, so the chemist was released.
•Then the biologist was brought forward. "Do you have
anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." The
executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened,
so the biologist was released.
•Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. "Do you
have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner.
"Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the
blue wires over, you might make this thing work."

7. Q: Why did the lights go out?
A: Because they liked each other!
Q: What would a barefooted man get if he steps
on an electric wire?
A: A pair of shocks.
Q: What did Godzilla say when he ate the
nuclear power plant?
A: "Shocking!“
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it
until it Hertz.

8. Q: What do you call a worm that chews up
electric wires?
A: Electro-magnots.
Q: Why was the free electron so sad?
A: It had nothing to be positive about!
Q. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
A. Because they can't remember the words.
Did you hear about the foolish gardener?
He planted a light bulb and thought he would
get a power plant.

9. Q: What's the difference between a woman
and a battery?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q. What did the baby light bulb say to the
mommy light bulb?
A. "I love you watts and watts!“
Q: Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
A: Because he couldn't resistor!!
An Ohm is a Hindu voltage measurement.
Ohmmmmm

10. In an Exam -
Q. -Prove that 2+2=0.
Art student -this question is out of Syllabus.
Commerce student -problem is not well defined.
Doctor -research in progress but no result found.
Engineering student -it is so simple...
2+2=0
two + two=0
tw(0+0)=0
if tw=0
than 0+0=0
0=0
ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE !