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1. The Life Cycle of a Leftover: From Meal to Mystery A comprehensive study of fridge-based biology Presented by: [Your Name]

2. Introduction Problem: Leftovers often start strong but end in tragedy. Objective: Explore the journey from fresh feast to forgotten fungus. Research Method: Bravery, a fork, and a questionable stomach.

3. Day 1: The Golden Age Status: Still delicious. Thought: “Perfect for lunch tomorrow!” Confidence level: 100% Risk factor: None.

4. Day 3: The Plateau Status: Slightly less appealing. Thought: “Chicken? Pork? …Doesn’t matter.” Confidence level: 75% Risk factor: Medium.

5. Day 5: The Questioning Status: Smells a little off. Thought: “If I microwave it long enough, it’ll kill the germs.” Confidence level: 30% Risk factor: High.

6. Day 7+: The Mystery Stage Status: Sentient. Thought: “It moved when I opened the lid.” Confidence level: 0% Risk factor: CDC-level emergency.

7. Data Analysis Bar Graph: Confidence in Eating vs. Days in Fridge Pie Chart: Fate of Leftovers → 10% eaten, 90% thrown out.

8. Common Outcomes Best Case: You eat it, and it’s fine. Worst Case: You call your doctor. Most Likely Case: You throw it out, swearing “next time will be different.”

9. Conclusion Leftovers follow a predictable life cycle: Hope → Doubt → Regret. Universal truth: Tupperware is where good meals go to die. Proposed solution: Stop cooking, just DoorDash forever.

10. Thank You Questions? (Please don’t ask me to open the Tupperware.)