Monologue Examples
Trainspotting (1996)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose
washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low
cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire
purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk
food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home,
nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace
yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to
choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when
you've got heroin?
Strongest points:
Repetition of key verb ‘choose’ – sticks in the audience’ mind and improves the rhythm and
‘spoken’ quality to the monologue
Use of swear words – sets tone and mood of the film as well as introducing the character’s
idiolect and implied dialect within the film
Mocking, sarcastic tone – conveyed and reinforced by exaggerated descriptions ‘mind-
numbing’, ‘spirit-crushing’
Rhetorical questions – engage the audience’s attention and bring focus to what is said next,
especially at the end with the important line in terms of plot and character: ‘who needs
reasons when you’ve got heroin?’
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for
a second. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day
this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna
have to barf up a lung, so I'd better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the
clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you
that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a
doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over,
moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I do have a
test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point. I'm not
European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be fascist
anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (Singing in shower) It's not that
I condone fascism or any 'ism' for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not
believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles. I just
believe in me.' A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to
bum rides off of people.
Strong points:
Heavy use of first person pronoun ‘I’ – immediately tells the audience about the character’s
charmingly egotistical nature and that he is the main character and will be throughout the film