Summary:
The story is about a homeless man named The story is about a homeless man named
Soapy. Soapy faces the urgent necessity of Soapy. Soapy faces the urgent necessity of
finding some sort of shelter for the winter. He finding some sort of shelter for the winter. He
plans to put himself in prison in Rikers Island, plans to put himself in prison in Rikers Island,
the New York City jail. the New York City jail.
For this purpose, Soapy decides to do For this purpose, Soapy decides to do
something illegal in order to attract a cop’s something illegal in order to attract a cop’s
attention. What he does includes cheating a attention. What he does includes cheating a
restaurant into serving him an expensive meal, restaurant into serving him an expensive meal,
vandalizingvandalizing the plate-glass window of a luxury the plate-glass window of a luxury
shop, repeating his eatery exploit at a humble shop, repeating his eatery exploit at a humble
diner, sexually harassing a young woman, diner, sexually harassing a young woman,
pretending to be publicly intoxicated, and pretending to be publicly intoxicated, and
stealing another man's umbrella .stealing another man's umbrella .
However, no matter what he does, his plan However, no matter what he does, his plan
falls into failure. Disappointed, Soapy hears the falls into failure. Disappointed, Soapy hears the
church organ playing an anthem that makes him church organ playing an anthem that makes him
decide to turn over a new leaf. Just at this decide to turn over a new leaf. Just at this
moment, a policeman taps him on the shoulder moment, a policeman taps him on the shoulder
and asks him what he is doing. Soapy answers and asks him what he is doing. Soapy answers
“Nothing,” and then he is arrested by the “Nothing,” and then he is arrested by the
policeman. He is convicted of the misdemeanor policeman. He is convicted of the misdemeanor
of loitering and sentenced to three months in of loitering and sentenced to three months in
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