The People of Walmart

Here are some of Walmart's customers down south in the USA. Enjoy!

1. The People Of…
By Mike Robinson

2. Those shoes are not blue nor are they
suede.

3. How am I supposed to slap a ho without an
essential part of my balanced breakfast?

4. Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the
produce section…

5. “What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” –
Pink velour pants.
“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that
sounds sexy.”

6. He is an official ROCK STAR!

7. I think I just sharted…

8. WTF???

9. Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

10. Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar
system?

11. I have absolutely no idea what to say…

12. Is that a gangster leotard?

13. Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go
boots!

14. Nice purse!

15. Do you see the flame shoes buddy?

16. AHH! I love the frozen food section… it
tingles!

17. Umm… excuse me, sir…

18. Rawr…

19. No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of
prosperity, I swear!

20. I was wondering why you suddenly smelled
better.

21. Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink
short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?

22. I have the same outfit, only in red.

23. Just in case you had the urge…

24. Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric
Mayhem for a reunion tour.

25. Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man +
large, supple breast implants.