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Christopher Robert ‘Bob’ McGuinness
The funeral service for Christopher Rob
McGuinness “Bob”, who passed away on 14th July,
was held on Tuesday 5th August at All Saints’
Church in Denstone.
Family and friends gathered to celebrate Bob’s
life in a service officiated by Yvonne Denby. The
entrance music featured The Scout Hymn,
performed by Suzanne Smith and The Stubwood
Singers, while Love Me Tender by Elvis Presley was
played as the recessional. The hymns chosen for the
service were How Great Thou Art and O Jesus, I
Have Promised. A personal reflection was shared by
Bob’s granddaughter, Chloe Johnson., Bob was laid
to rest in the churchyard and attendees were invited
to join the family for refreshments at Denstone
Village Hall. Donations received in Bob’s memory
were for the care of All Saints’ Church, Denstone.,
Bob was born on 12th February 1940 in Liverpool.
He began his working life at the renowned Harland
and Wolff shipbuilding company and later brought
his skills to Brough’s Drums, a manufacturer of steel
drums and kegs, also based in Liverpool., In time,
Bob moved to the village of Denstone, settling at 2
St. Chad’s Close, a place he would call home for
many years. His career continued at Ford Motor
Company before he eventually joined JCB, where he
worked until retirement., Beyond his working life,
Bob gave generously of his time and energy to his
community and was passionately involved in the
Scouting movement. A man of quiet dedication,
Bob also served as a church warden, a school
governor, and was a proud member of the British
Legion., Bob had a love of the outdoors and found
great joy in gardening and birdwatching. He and his
wife, Audrey, also shared many happy memories on
cruises together. Bob, a devoted, hands-on grandad,
he delighted in spending time with his
grandchildren, always getting involved and making
memories that will be cherished forever. Bob was
deeply loved and will be sorely missed by all his
family and friends.
Family
Audrey McGuinness (Wife), Stephen & Janice
McGuinness (Son & Daughter in law), Robert &
Judith McGuinness (Son & Daughter in law), Carole
& David Johnson (Daughter & son in law)
Grandchildren and Spouses/Partners
Rachel & Pete Thys, James Johnson & Stacey
Wilshaw, Jonathon Johnson also rep Vera, Chloe
Johnson, Jemma McGuinness & Robin Nicholls, Sam
McGuinness
Great Grandchildren
Heather, Hezekiah, Amelia-Rose, Lola-Grace, Jay,
William & Pauline McGuinness (Brother & Sister in
law)
Nephews and Nieces
Barry & Karen McGuinness, Alan & Gaynor
McGuinness, June Dawson, Lesley Dawson, John
McGuinness, Dave & Julie Smith, Sonia Gilbert
Organist
Suzanne Smith
Standard Bearer
David Whitmore representing The Royal British
Legion, Denstone Branch
Others present
Terry & Judy Hood also rep Les & Pat Boot, Megan
Cappa, Tom & Pat Ollerenshaw, Audrey Pegg, Antony &
Joanna Gilbertson, Colin Sheldon also rep St Mary’s 5th
Leek Scouts Group, David Slade, Ivan Dyche also rep
Mal, Rose Cope also rep Graham & Jenny Bostock,
Elizabeth Nash also rep Martin Oakes, Roy & Margaret
Burnett also rep JCB Pensioners, Mr & Mrs R Adams
also rep Mr & Mrs E Barker, Colin Wainwright, Mick
Wainwright, James & Liz Hartley, Joe & Margaret Lewis,
Marian Astden, Roy Smith also rep Denstone Car
Scheme, Sue Robins, Nancy Ford, Jane Bloor, Arthur &
Carol Salt, Gillian Sanbrooke also rep family, Michael &
Ruth Colclough, Pauline Jilbert, Caroline Hodges,
Wendy Forrester also rep David & Linda Allsop and
Glenys Wetton, Sue Allerton, Alan Bettany also rep Josie,
Amy Tatlow, Sue Halliwell, David & Viv Edwards, Ann
Redfern also rep Janet Bradshaw, Anne Wood, Jenny
Brindley also rep Edwin Brindley & Jason Matthews,
Nancy Turner, Malcolm & Sylia Adams, David & Joyce
Boden, Susan Maiden-Dalton, Ivy Taylor, Marilyn
Peters, Jill Adams, Christine Adams, Sandra Atkinson
also rep Terry, Philip Lear also rep Gillian, Bob & Irena
Beaumont, Marsha Smith, Reg & Pat Williams also rep
Ken Harrison and the Harrison family, Graham Dow,
Val Roberts, Heather Baddiley, Ian & Cynthia Gustard,
Jackie Forrester, Marian Nutt, Ann Johnson also rep
Mark, Mandy Johnson, Bob & Jean Wright, Ian &
Rosemary Roberts also rep John & Monica McGirr,
Steve & Alison Johnson also rep Matthew & Holly, Lydia
Sithole, Lyn Bowyer, Monika Matyjasik, Mali
Waraddana, June Ratcliffe, Rob & Barbara Morton,
Margaret West, Mr & Mrs Kenneth Bond, Gill Brown
also rep Denstone Women’s Institute, Dave Roberts,
Margaret Fountain also rep Mr & Mrs D Allsop
Unable to attend
Wendy Tipper, Beth Flashman & family
All Enquiries to JP Keates and Son Funeral Services
(01538 752 164), The Voice sincerely thank JP Keates
and Son Funeral Services for this Funeral Report.
Albert Howard Orme
The Voice is grateful to
Howard’s daughters for
allowing us to reprint the
tribute they shared at his
funeral. We hope it will spark
fond memories of Howard —
a truly remarkable man.
Albert Howard Orme,
known simply as “Dad” to us
but “Howard” to everyone else,
was born in June 1938 in
Derby. From an early age, he
walked his own path. Mischief
came naturally — when sent to
his room for bad behaviour, he
would simply climb down the
drainpipe and head off to do as
he pleased.
Howard trained as a
teacher and, in 1962, married Marg. Their married life
began at Abbotsholme School, first as assistant house
parents, then as house parents of Riverholme — which
he promptly renamed “Rivers ORME.” He taught
woodwork, metalwork, and later became head of 6th
form. Abbotsholme, to him, was a magical place full of
unique, inspiring people.
Our childhood there was full of adventure. While
other children were collected from school by car, we
might arrive home in a wheelbarrow, a bicycle with a
large basket, or even a horse and cart. We didn’t always
appreciate how special that was at the time — but
looking back, we know how lucky we were. Holidays
were equally memorable: Easter camping
in remote Welsh fields, washing in icy
streams, and long summers in Cornwall,
where our lifelong love for the county
began.
In 1976, Dad moved to Thomas
Alleyne’s High School, which he jokingly
described as “like retirement” because the
school day was so short. In 1982, Eton
College came calling, and he became
Head of the School of Mechanics —
quickly rebranding it “The School of
Maniacs.”
True to form, Dad did things his own
way at Eton. He refused the official
accommodation, choosing instead a five-
storey “bachelor pad” on the High Street.
He swapped formal white collars for M&S
shirts and was famously banned from
Beckington, the staff officers’ mess, for “feeding the
peasants” — by which he meant sharing food with the
chef and waitresses. Nonetheless, he remained an
honorary member and could dine there whenever he
wished.
During a royal visit, the Queen Mother asked to
take his arm as he escorted her around the school.
Eton’s Headmaster Eric Anderson and his wife Poppy
later called to share their condolences, describing Dad
as “fantastic and very popular… nothing was too much
trouble and he could always find a solution.” The
Queen Mother herself had called him “the real thing.”
Dad also founded the School of Mechanics Wine
Tasting Association (SOMWTA), where the wine was
secondary to the fun, food, and camaraderie - including
summer boat trips on the Thames.
Howard and Marg were married for 60 happy years.
They were a true team: travelling the world, sailing in
Greece, canal boating in France, and enjoying life to the
fullest. Dad affectionately called her “Lady Margery,”
and we like to think they are now reunited - with Mum
saying, “Oh Howard, you’ve only just arrived.”
We always knew Dad was special: funny, witty,
intelligent, hardworking, generous, well-read, and
endlessly creative. He pushed people out of their
comfort zones, saw the good in everyone, and left an
impression on all who met him. Friends and colleagues
have shared countless stories - many hilarious - that
show just how loved and respected he was.
He was also wonderfully eccentric: wearing socks
with sandals, turning a dentist appointment into a
helicopter ride for Alison, attending a speed awareness
course in his bright blue Reliant Robin, securing his
bucket hat with string while sailing, and wearing
pyjama bottoms on deck in Greece to avoid sunburn.
He adored Morecambe and Wise and always dropped
to one knee when greeting someone new.
We were privileged to have him as our father. He
was a great man who will be sorely missed - but as long
as those who knew him share their stories, he will live
on in laughter and smiles. His last clear words to us
were, “See you folks.”
Dad - thank you for giving us such a wonderful life.
You will forever be in our hearts and our happiest
memories.