Why you should let me touch your boobs

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Why You Should
Let Me Touch
Your Boobs

A Power Point

Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your boobs

They are very nice looking

| need to see if they feel as nice as they look
They look a little bit lonely

Why WOULDN'T you let me touch your
boobs

e | have hands as soft as a baby's bottom

My t

Hands | 4

What you could be missing

Maybe | am really good a touching boobs
You would never know until you let me
Maybe we could do this again sometime

| might find cancer in one of your boobs

| could potentially save your life

Doctors are expensive
| am your next best option

The Downsides
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.... this speaks for itself

| might even bake you brownies

If you let me touch your boobs | might make you
brownies* from scratch

*these will not be pot brownies
**they also will not be filled with chloroform |
promise

A line graph of what could happen if
| touch your boobs

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Your Happiness Level

So let us Reiterate

Positives of letting me touch your boobs

e You will enjoy it

e | could potentially save you from cancer
e | might be really good at touching boobs
e You could get brownies

Negatives

e

So

What have you got to lose?
Let's get touching

*The puppy would want you to let me touch your boobs