If he was telling anything at all humorous, it would be lighted up
by his half-shut, half-smiling, and habitually benevolent eye. Yet his
eye would easily assume the fire of indignation when he spoke of
cruelty or neglect, showing how really repulsive these things were to
him. Then his quiet, almost stealthy, but highly dramatic imitation of
the manner of some singular patient. His equally finished mode of
expressing pain, in the subdued tone of his voice; and then when
something soothing or comfortable had been successfully
administered to a patient, his "Thank you, sir, thank you, that is very
comfortable," was just enough always to interest, and never to
offend. Now and then he would sketch some patient who had been
as hasty as he himself was sometimes reported to be. "Mr.
Abernethy, I am come, sir, to consult you about a complaint that has
given me a great deal of trouble." "Show me your tongue, sir. Ah, I
see your digestive organs are very wrong." "I beg your pardon, sir;
there you are wrong yourself; I never was better in all my life," &c.
All this, which is nothing in telling, was delivered in a half-serious,
half-Munden-like, humorous manner, and yet so subdued as never to
border on vulgarity or farce.
His mode of relating cases which involved some important
principle, showed how really interested he had been in them. A
gentleman having recovered from a very serious illness, after having
failed a long time in getting relief, was threatened, by the influence
of the same causes, with a return of his malady. "He thought," said
Abernethy, "that if he did not drink deeply, he might eat like a
glutton." He lived in the country, and Mr. Abernethy one day went
and dined with him. "Well," said Mr. Abernethy, "I saw he was at his
old tricks again; so, being a merchant, I asked him what he would
think of a man who, having been thriving in business, had amassed
a comfortable fortune, and then went and risked it all in some
imprudent speculation?" "Why," said the merchant, "I should think
him a great ass." "Nay, then, sir," said Abernethy, "thou art the
man."
On another occasion, a boy having suffered severely from
disease of the hip, Abernethy had enjoined his father to remove him