me say a few words with the bark on them. If ever you speak a cross word
to that dear girl, or give her an unkind look, the fact is, if you ever give her
cause to regret her choice, I’ll—I’ll, yes, I’ll, ah, ha! I’ll give you a dose of
strychnine, which is considered by the profession the most polite way of
getting rid of mean dogs; ah, ha! don’t you see, my boy?’
“He gave me a punch under the arm with his thumb. ‘Yes, ah, ha! I’ll
poison you as I would a rat or a dog, if ever you dare to cause my little
queen a moment’s pain.’
“‘I promise to swallow all the strychnine in the drug-stores if ever I do
an act willingly to give dear Lottie pain.’
“‘There! there! ah, ha! spoken like a man. Here we come; take my hand,
and my blessing with it, you rascal! Ah, ha! what a lucky scamp you are!
What on earth possessed the girl, to make her fall in love with such an
overgrown mushroom. Well, well, well! I can scarcely believe that Lottie is
in earnest; she has agreed to marry you out of pure pity, you good-for-
nothing scamp. Well, if Lottie is fool enough to marry you, I’ll be fool
enough to give her all my property in order to enable her to support you; ah,
ha! you see how it is, don’t you, my boy?’
“I was very glad to see that the good old doctor was really delighted with
the news of my engagement.
“‘Ah, ha! Eddie, here we come, my boy! go to work, go to work; you are
going to be the head of a family, you know, therefore you must have
something to support a family with.’
“‘What do you wish me to do, sir?’ I inquired.
“‘Take an inventory of these drugs, of course; ah, ha! my boy, take stock,
take stock; find out how the business stands. See how the business stands;
see what’s on hand, and mind that you don’t lose too much time thinking
about Lottie. Ah, ha! my boy, you see how it is yourself, don’t you? Take
stock, find out everything. How can a man support a family without
something to do it with? Ah, ha! my boy, tell me how it can be done? Can’t
tell? of course you can’t; neither can I—impossible!—family can’t be
supported on air, or gas—must have bread—bread, of course. Well, how are
you going to buy bread when you have nothing to buy it with? Lottie must
have bread—you know; therefore go to work, take stock, take an inventory,
then the business is half yours; ah, ha! you see now, don’t you, Eddie, my
boy? Full partner signboard: Dodson & Demar, Druggists and physicians,