admission price. Thus, a parade of well-to-do, conspicuously consum-
erist supplicants constitute the island’s continually changing popula-
tion, as personified by such “B” list celebrities as Bill Bixby, Sandra
Dee, Peter Lawford, Dick Sargent, Tina Sinatra, and Carol Lynley.
In its embrace of consumption and reckless luxury, Fantasy Islandsells
the message that paradise, and renewal, can be purchased—for a steep
price. In its own fictive way, FantasyIsland gestures toward such recent
hypercapitalist “reality shows” as The Swan,where women are offered
a complete body makeover in hopes of securing new self-esteem and
social respect, and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,which shamelessly
exploits human suffering as an excuse to destroy an existing house
and replace it with a luxurious palace with custom-built “theme” bed-
rooms, sunken pools, and miniature golf courses. Fantasy Island’s partici-
pants often discovered to their dismay that their dream existences (re-
uniting with old lovers, getting the chance to pilot a fighter jet, being
a professional athlete for a day) failed to satisfy, leaving them emptier
than before, which is precisely what contemporary television wishes
to do (to encourage more consumption). Perhaps the troubled denizens
of Fantasy Islandwould have found more respite from their cares on
Gilligan’s Island,where, for four years (1964–1967) Gilligan, the Skip-
per, and the other stereotypical castaways seemed quite content to
submit to the whims of fate and remained peacefully marooned on “an
uncharted desert isle” with little, if any, outside interference.
So what, after due consideration, can we learn from all this? Simply
that for every paradise, there is a zone of captivity to match it; for
every sacred moment, there is an antithetical moment of profanation.
To escape implies captivity, and as the narratives discussed in this
chapter make abundantly clear, any escape that one might effect is me-
diated by the notion of return to one’s point of origin. Even though
most of us are tied by economic necessity to jobs, schools, corporate
institutions, and the like, the notion of escape from the daily grind
is, in fact, one of our primary objectives when we perform the act of
work. To get away, even for a few days, is the unspoken ambition of
the average worker—to leave one’s job and relax in a safe place where
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